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OMGOKCWTF #2: If You Go On a Date with Me, I’d Give You $1000

random dude: hey there 🙂

random dude: you’re absolutely the most beautiful woman on this website

me: that’s the dumbest thing i’ve ever heard

random dude: why?

random dude: do you not believe me?

random dude: i do completely mean it

random dude: if you go on a date with me, i’d give you $1000.

random dude: why are you so mean?

random dude: im [sic] seriously willing to go down on you as much as you want, without reciprocation

random dude: meaning; you don’t have to do anything for me.

me: fyi i’m not a prostitute but thanks for offering to eat me out

random dude: you are looking for sex though right?

random dude: maybe after a few dates?

me: nope, i have decided as of this conversation that i am going to be celibate for the rest of my life

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