random dude: I’m just going to say off the bat that I’m not that interested in dating you. You seem like an interesting person but I don’t think we’d get along that well. I like guns, for one, though I don’t own any and would probably never take it to the range or really have ammo. I can agree with some parts of feminism but not others so there’s that, too. I just felt like sending this mini-rant I wrote a while back on “nice guys” to somebody else. It was a bit of commentary on this comic (http://imgur.com/a/RmAjE ) “The Friend-Zoner vs The Nice Guy.”
[insert really long ironic paragraph about how nice guys are douchebags here–I will spare you the mediocre details]
me: Why should I read this rant? You basically prefaced this huge ass block of text with, “I’m not interested in getting to know you but I know you’re definitely going to be interested in everything I say anyway.” Did you not read the bottom of my profile? [note: the bottom of my OKC profile reads “message me if you’re interesting and not a douchebag”]
random dude: Uhh… I did not expect a reply. Just delete this, then. I just thought you would get a chuckle out of it. It should not have taken retrospect but I was being a selfish asshole. Sorry. I’ll go away now.