OMGOKCWTF #5: I’m already stalking you

random dude: I am rap, are you any good at it? I haven’t read a profile as interesting as yours..and reading all of the large words you put down made my brain tingle, I’m such a sapiosexual. you’re asian and appear to be super smart and kind of weird and a strong woman ( there’s nothing like a strong woman) you… You’re Like my fantasy… My dream woman! I’m already in love and I’m already stalking you. You’re looking so peaceful right now as you sleep. I would give you a small kiss but I’m stalking you via my astral body, so it must wait.

me: *report*

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