random (54-year-old) dude: Are you open to exploring with a Dominant man? One who values and respects the strength within you and is supportive of you when you don’t feel it yourself. Are you interested in walking a path that is spirit centered and being of service to the universe? Are you open to being held and loved for exactly who you are while at the same time being coaxed and encouraged to reach for more? It seems to be true and if you feel it is I would like to walk with you and experience the world sharing your bliss.
me: Nope, nope, and noooooooope.
random (54-year-old) dude: Awwwwwww
me: Dude, you’re 54. You need to find someone your own age.
random (54-year-old) dude: Lol, but I’m a kid at heart
I’m also a Daddy Dom
Oh and when we meet, lean in for a short hug and accept a kiss on your forehead
me: We’re not meeting ever. Please don’t message me again.