Dating Blog (“Blank Space” Parody)

Nice to meet you
Where you been?
I will tell you really awkward things
Kissing lessons? Tell me when
Saw your profile and I thought oh my god
Look at that face, you look like my next mistake
OKCupid’s a game, wanna play?

Sexually repressed nerdy guys
I can read in between the lines
Match percentages are a lie
But you messaged me, that’s fine
So then, let’s be friends
Even though I know how this one ends
Let’s exchange numbers and make plans
Unless you’re a white guy who goes off the deep end

[Pre-Chorus]
So it’s gonna be forever
Or it’s gonna go down in flames
You can tell me when it’s over
If the high was worth the pain
Got a long list of ex-dates
They’ll tell you I’m insane
Cause you know I love the tech bros
And you love the Bay!

[Chorus]
Cause we’re young and we’re awkward
We’ll only play pretend
That we’re into each other
Then I’ll never see you again
Got a long list of ex-dates
They’ll tell you I’m insane
Cuz I’ve got a dating blog baby
But I’ll fake your name

[Verse 2]
Rape culture, sexism
I will rant to you about these things
White privilege, racism
Better have an inkling of what I mean
Find out I’m a feminist
That’s when you get really pissed
But there’s more, I promise you this
Oh yeah
Overanalyzing, every text
Misinterpreting what’s coming next
Must be some disconnect
Keeps me second guessing like oh my god
Does he like me? I get stuck in my neuroses
Fuck dating and patriarchy
Being heteronormative is such a bee-yatch

[Pre-Chorus]
So it’s gonna be forever
Or it’s gonna go down in flames
You can tell me when it’s over
If the high was worth the pain
Got a long list of ex-dates
They’ll tell you I’m insane
Cause you know I love the tech bros
And you love the Bay!

[Chorus]
Cause we’re young and we’re awkward
We’ll only play pretend
That we’re into each other
Then I’ll never see you again
Got a long list of ex-dates
They’ll tell you I’m insane
Cuz I’ve got a dating blog baby
But I’ll fake your name

[Bridge]
Boys who message me probably have an Asian fetish
It pisses me off but they usually don’t get it
Boys who message me probably have an Asian fetish
It pisses me off that these fuckers don’t get it

[Pre-Chorus]
So it’s gonna be forever
Or it’s gonna go down in flames
You can tell me when it’s over
If the high was worth the pain
Got a long list of ex-dates
They’ll tell you I’m insane
Cause you know I love the tech bros
And you love the Bay!

[Chorus]
Cause we’re young and we’re awkward
We’ll only play pretend
That we’re into each other
Then I’ll never see you again
Got a long list of ex-dates
They’ll tell you I’m insane
Cuz I’ve got a dating blog baby
But I’ll fake your name

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