Things I would love to get away with saying during a job interview

“I don’t actually give a shit about your company’s product, but you can definitely pay me to give at least two shits about it.”

“This job isn’t anywhere near the field I actually want to work in, but don’t worry, I’ll still do an adequate job.”

“How fucked up and dysfunctional is the work environment around here? C’mon, be honest.”

“I’m not gonna be your dream employee, I’m not fucking perfect okay but you should be fine with that since we’re all incredibly flawed human beings who will inevitably die arbitrary and meaningless deaths.”

Oh wait was there already a Buzzfeed video for this

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