random (54-year-old) dude: Are you open to exploring with a Dominant man? One who values and respects the strength within you and is supportive of you when you don’t feel it yourself. Are you interested in walking a path that is spirit centered and being of service to the universe? Are you open to being held and loved for exactly who you are while at the same time being coaxed and encouraged to reach for more? It seems to be true and if you feel it is I would like to walk with you and experience the world sharing your bliss.
me: Nope, nope, and noooooooope.
random (54-year-old) dude: Awwwwwww
me: Dude, you’re 54. You need to find someone your own age.
random (54-year-old) dude: Lol, but I’m a kid at heart
I’m also a Daddy Dom
Oh and when we meet, lean in for a short hug and accept a kiss on your forehead
me: We’re not meeting ever. Please don’t message me again.
random dude: I am rap, are you any good at it? I haven’t read a profile as interesting as yours..and reading all of the large words you put down made my brain tingle, I’m such a sapiosexual. you’re asian and appear to be super smart and kind of weird and a strong woman ( there’s nothing like a strong woman) you… You’re Like my fantasy… My dream woman! I’m already in love and I’m already stalking you. You’re looking so peaceful right now as you sleep. I would give you a small kiss but I’m stalking you via my astral body, so it must wait.
random dude: hey
randome dude: have you ever had your anus licked?
me: have you?
random dude: yup.
random dude: well, no not me
random dude: ive licked anuses though. twice.
me: wow, i am so impressed that i think i want to marry you and have your babies
random dude: you asshole
random dude: hey there 🙂
random dude: you’re absolutely the most beautiful woman on this website
me: that’s the dumbest thing i’ve ever heard
random dude: why?
random dude: do you not believe me?
random dude: i do completely mean it
random dude: if you go on a date with me, i’d give you $1000.
random dude: why are you so mean?
random dude: im [sic] seriously willing to go down on you as much as you want, without reciprocation
random dude: meaning; you don’t have to do anything for me.
me: fyi i’m not a prostitute but thanks for offering to eat me out
random dude: you are looking for sex though right?
random dude: maybe after a few dates?
me: nope, i have decided as of this conversation that i am going to be celibate for the rest of my life